UNLIMITED CURVES

I just received an email transaction notification from a third party credit card payment facility that my monthly credit card payment for my gym services has gone through. I had signed up for the unlimited-session package of the Curves and Core Boot Camp at Genesis Health and Performance.

Normally, I just move the email to another folder and forget about it. However, this time, I took a closer read at exactly what I was being billed for.

It said:

Transaction for the value of: S$XX
Description: $XX – Unlimited Curves
From: Genesis Health and Performance
Merchant’s cart ID: $XX – Unlimited Curves

I had to laugh upon seeing that. What a promise. All these months of exercise, and I only became flatter than SB’s hair on a bad day. Unlimited Curves? Maybe I should ask them for my money back.

Truncated English can sometimes be so amazing.